One of the very rare instances that all caps is appropriate.

I can't even write it out! So instead, here's a picture of it written out.

Idk if a human could pull this off by themselves, it doesn’t look like there’s mushroom for error.

Give me Niles and Fraiser! I demand more AI Generated 90s Sitcom.

... was not a sentence I ever expected to type in my life.

I guess nobody needed money laundered. Weird. 

I’ll stick with just going to "Latest" like I have since the last redesign buggered the front page.

Just go to kotaku.com/latest and skip the main page entirely.

I’ve just had kotaku.com/latest on my new tab page forever.  Main page is pointless if you come here every day.

I still can’t believe anyone goes anywhere but latest on first entry.

As long as you leave “Latest” alone I don’t really care.

as most commentors have pointed out, I too haven’t been to the kotaku main page since the last redesign and have been exclusively using the latest tab. because chronological order is good, actually

As long as yall don’t touch the “Latest” tab, I’m fine.

Just leave the Latest section alone and I’ll keep coming back

I also read it that way. I think it was intentionally confusing.

Oh man, I came here to see a ranking of the worst games of all time.  It wasn’t until I went to the comments, then re-read the headline that I realized my error.

Hey Andrew,

I really liked this show. It’s a refreshing change to see contestants treating each other with respect and cheering each other on rather than the tired old ‘psyching out’ of your opponent that’s so prevalent. 

How can he go to court if he’s barred from public buildings?

Ah but you see he had a genius plan to not get caught. Like every dumb criminal that gets caught.

“What countries is American current occupying militarily and trying to incorporate into its state?”