““I don’t agree with how he went about it, but it’s his religion and we have to respect it just like people apart of the lgbtq community should be respected,” another replied.”

The fuck we do.

I don’t think you are.

he’s not gonna fuck you, dude

lol, man, this Supreme Court thing sucks. someone should do something about that.

Cops are for protecting property. Specifically wealthy people’s property. Which is why abolishing them won’t happen. They do actually serve a (shitty) function if you own a building and people are protesting outside. Gotta protect those precious windows! And because we live in a cult that worships the rich, that by…

There is not a better argument for defunding or abolishing the police than this video (not to mention what happened at Parkland). What are police for, as presently constituted with guns, bulletproof vests, any amount of offensive and defensive military gear, and authority to use all of that at the drop of a hot, if…

In the scientific community “correcting” implies calculating your statistics with the factor taken into account. What he is trying to say here is that if you look at the white population in Louisiana it has a similar mortality rate as other white populations, and if you look at the black population in Louisiana it has…

No worries. He can just right click on the ape, click save and still make his show.

Ah so you’re going the willfully obtuse route. You can play semantics all you want, but these are facts: being around guns means you’re more likely to die to one or use one to kill others.

Getting phished was only the second dumbest scam he fell for.

“Trump’s favorite daughter stepped in to save Conway’s marriage with her liberal-leaning, husband, George.”

I hate “hot;” I love “spicy.” I describe it as preferring warming glow to searing heat.

FINALLY someone’s saying it (though I mean, anecdotally we’ve been saying it since...always). I like Taco Bell just fine but Taco John’s is just so, so much better.

I think one of the real challenges of Disney for me is that, by the time your kids are old enough to tackle it without devolving into miserable wretches midway through the day, they’re also kinda outgrowing Disney.

If Musk doesn’t want people thinking he’s bad, he might consider not constantly making an ass of himself.

It’s proof that being a CEO is not a full time job, despite the ridiculous pay.

To be fair,  Musk is bad

“This may be an obvious one, but actually know what you want to order before you pull up to the speaker.”

Ewww, something leaked out of Vichy Deadspin.