I believe we can all agree the standard for excellence in shifter design has been set by the Huayra?

“Was Odor’s punch a sucker punch!?!?

You could have left off the science.

Those with a sense of humor.

Yup. Under audio books, science fiction.

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

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I hope the kid is right only because the experts were kinda... well, dicks in their response.

OPPO saves lives!

That would be great for the 0.01% of cases in which my internet dropouts are a router problem and not just Time Warner Cable’s crappy infrastructure going on the blink again.

That cute waitress you've been checking out will sleep with you if you get this truck.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

bikers are the worst.

Or just slap a few M-badges on your 228i for cheap horsepower.

Love his attitude. Can we donate to the prosecution?

“Ran when parked. Musty smell from spilled water bottle. Low miles. Serious offers only.”

I was kind of hoping this was going to be the next Presidential limousine.

I’d argue that Duchovny is a bigger star than her, but that’s still not a great justification. In the context of the show, they’re both the stars. I mean, would people buy a Scully-less X-Files?

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