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OPPO saves lives!

That cute waitress you've been checking out will sleep with you if you get this truck.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

bikers are the worst.

Or just slap a few M-badges on your 228i for cheap horsepower.

Love his attitude. Can we donate to the prosecution?

“Ran when parked. Musty smell from spilled water bottle. Low miles. Serious offers only.”

I was kind of hoping this was going to be the next Presidential limousine.

It’s good, but it can’t outrun the radio.

PSI was wrong, low flying pelican caused me to swerve.

Not a classic, no one got hurt, 1 million means nothing to this incredibly rich man, everything is fine.

Although the drivetrain separates this car from what your neighbor’s daughter wrecked after her forever boyfriend found his forever boyfriend...

Theeeeeese are nice.

But you won’t mistake the M2 for a rental car, either.

False. CrossFit bros are too busy talking/posting about CrossFit.

I wouldn’t be so quick to blame Vontaze for such a monumental lapse in judgement.

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Then have the guts to send off a "sorry, you are not good enough for us. Good luck elsewhere" email as soon as you know. Or say in the interview, "Thanks, If we want you we will call you, if you do not hear from me in 5 days, we don't want you."