Her impression is a little off, but commendable.

This is Jalopnik. The Bugatti became too mainstream so we started hating it.

Oh, you mean like the diesel bro trucks belching black smoke?

That looks slightly terrifying...

This proves my theory that Top Gear US should have just been Leno, Carolla, and Sienfeld shooting the shit and driving cool cars.

Tesla model S provides the best in-car entertainment without burning fuel.

Turbo lag isn't quite the hindrance it once was, it can be programmed out. And spanking Europeans is more 'Murica than sounding some kinda way. I prefer winning.

Who the fuck bought and drove a FGT because of fuel economy? Seriously?

MPGs? Really?

11. As long as I remove just enough snow/ice for me to see out it's okay to drive.

If she's ever looking for a boyfriend...

My MR2 doesn't have cup holders, but I DO use it as a coffee shop

I always have to read the name of that car twice.

ALWAYS.

No it had 3 cylinders with 2 valves each, and a fourth cylinder that had 14 valves.

Isn't pulling a gun the standard greeting in Texas?

Is it a bad thing to make that easier to do?

I live in South Georgia... I had not idea of what you were talking about until I read the article and was like, "Oh, not Redneck South Georgia".

The dash patting at 3:55 is absolutely precious.