I laughed, I cried, I laughed again.

I watched the video in a small browser window first and thought "What the hell is Gary Busey doing on that hood?"

I've never been a Chrysler guy, but I went to go pick some oil filters for my Abarth yesterday, and the Chrysler lot is looking good. Much better than the GM lot next door. Ford's still look blah except for the Fiesta, but FIAT sure has done Chrysler good.

I have nipples Focker, can you NISMO me?

NISMO ALL THE THINGS!

y'know, as much as I believe government isn't automatically the answer to everything, I don't really have a problem with this. If only states in the US would go after unsafe mods like this, or those retards who put HID capsules in their stock halogen housings, or people driving with two temporary spares, or those…

I have been and seen this car. The car is priced so that it never sells it has been in that show room for over 7 years now at least. It's just a way to get some people in and have a look and just maybe they will get an oil change while they're at it. It's nice to look at an old supra parked beside a new Toyota Sienna…

Did you mean "You're welcome."?

No Saab with a Toppola?

Damnit, Torch.

That is a touching story.

Kinda looks like it doesn't it?

Of course it's bare bones, how else do you think Socialism works? Anyways, later all, I'm going to Buc-ee's for 3.14 a gallon gas.

Driver's inner monologue: oh man, so many people, got to impress those fuckers. I'm thinking burnout, yeah totally a burnout.

310hp/320lbft? Plus decent mpg? That sounds nice enough.

That's like saying, "why buy a Zamboni when I can but a Cessna?"

well i'm just wondering how Chrysler ins't concerned about their CAFE i mean everyone is adding turbos to minimize CO2 and improve MPGs! but Dodge is taking it RED I LOVE IT I LOOOOVVVEEE IT! but i hope shit won't repeat it self in 2025 or something like it did before:(

"The Hellcat can burn 1.5 gallons of gas per minute."

Mulder: Look at this, Scully, there has been another unsubstantiated Defender sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away.