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I whizzed right through all my classes.

Well, those people in those commercials are always "going to class poolside", and we all know people pee in the pool.
Seriously, guy peed on a 10 year old girl. Congrats, dum dum, you're a sex offender now. Like R Kelly style.

People start making plans for the future, or acting hopeful is a death sentence.

Yes, we need Krystal!

My wife said the same thing about the girl looking completely different now. That was an odd choice. I'd have thought they'd have Helena's experience happen at whatever age the girl is now.

You may not ever fly twice the height of any butterfly.

This seems petty. Let Levar be. There's plenty of reading for everyone!

"Who let you in here?"

I'm partial to Girl I Been Hurt.

To be fair to the character, Meadow was trying to show off her limited med school knowledge to him and he was having none of it. To also be fair to the character, he was still an a-hole.

Downvoted, flagged and blocked him. No time for that shit.

Enhance….enhance….enhance….

I just saw her in a provocative movie on cable. It was called "The Bus", with that girl from the net.

This is serious, I'm not joking, and this is no Show, Mister!

All this pie and coffee, and people calling him "special" and an "agent", who needs to "wake up", from his life filled with King Arthur references "Glastonbury Grove" and such. All Dougie needs is to get beaned on the head with a sandbag like Nadine. Boom. Back to normal.

Well, a Farm. Which isn't a Ranch.

Charlie is Jerry Horne's smoked cheese pig!

Which seems out of order, as was Bobby's saying when he and the boys got the clue from his dad's chair.

But what about catching up on I'm Dying Up Here. No, I kid, that show is as unfunny as it's title.

Food Network has the MT Wentz Diners, Diners, and Diners critic show.