Every time the commercial for this comes on and Berry says, "You kidnapped the wroooooong kid!" I laugh. Someone got paid a lot of money to write that, and someone got paid a shit ton more to say it.

Yeah, it's weird, but I've seen much weirder.

Why does AVC have such a hardon for people on Twitter? Half the time they write whole articles about people I've never heard about, or never would have heard about. I used to follow The Shat but when I noticed his views on things were not in line with mine I unfollowed and got on with my goddamned day.

The Adventure of Bayou Billy Eichner.

No, I just popped the cover on my PC and checked for squirrels.

And Harry lets out a "Grrr!!"

Cigarette's path is a strange and difficult one.

The AV Club has always had a bit of a Kardassian bias: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Mine's broken. What gives??

I know. In context it had to do with Blue Rose agents disappearing, but DAMN…I felt that comment deeply. Albert was (and is) in my top three characters in the TP-verse.

Has anyone mentioned that Dr Jacoby is broadcasting "high atop" the mountain that Hawk said was a very spiritual place? I think Dr Amp (e-lec-tri-ci-ty) and his golden shovels are going to factor into the bigger picture, especially when Bobby, Hawk, and Frank go up there in a day (seems like they were planning to go…

The thing I love the most about the new season is how much it values the idea of being a good person over being a bad person. Janey-E's playground speech to the loan sharks about "living in dark times", Cole talking to Denise about telling her "clown comic" coworkers to "change their hearts or die", Carl's overall…

I know. I want to get to the heart of things, but the build up is so enjoyable. Like they say, it's the journey, not the destination.

Do you do what I do, and scan the screen for clues? Like, for example, the first episode with the wide shots of the guy changing the tapes in the New York skyscraper? I read WAY too much into things. Like the cardboard boxes everywhere, I've wondered if they're filled with Jacoby shovels.

Now that we're in the back end of episodes and there is so much still unresolved I now hope for a Twin Peaks-centric season with Cooper (if he ever comes back to his old self). It's sad so many people have passed away (Albert and Margaret would be missed the most storywise), but I'm on board for a season 4. I…

Yeah, I've always watched every episode of Twin Peaks (first 2 seasons as well) when they aired the first time, so I've been watching TP first, and then GoT (and this week I won't have to be an hour behind as TP moves to 8pm) and when I get to GoT I notice the pacing difference even more.

I timed it too the second time. I was waiting for Albert to lose it but he's in lurve so I guess he's mellowing. Although, there was his Cossacks and CARSICK! outburst.

When I was a kid I knew that movie word for word. Probably still do. It's so frickin' quotable, Sir John most of all. "Did the lights GO OFF?!"

Seriously. People fucking near your house isn't cool, but don't be an intolerant dink about it. I guess when you live in a neighborhood where people think, 'Yeah, this seems a good a place as any to bang' that's gonna happen.

"Why is that mushroom so angry? Ohh…"