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This bit is getting a little Lange in the tooth.

It works for me as an IT person, taking screen shots and cutting them up to walk people through tasks.

I Tweeted if this meant Perez Hilton would have to switch to Photoshop to draw bodily fluids on the faces of celebrities and they tweeted back they've already switched to Photoshop. I haven't been to that site in many many many years. Does the semen now have a gradient texture?

Yeah, because it doesn't make much sense.

"I DON'T THINK REVERED POLAR BEARS WILL HELP, BUT REVERSING THE POLARITY IS A REAL GOOD IDEA!"

I feel like wax figures in general as just not a very accurate form of art. Kind of like how all Bobbleheads at MLB games have a very minstrel show vibe to them. Anytime I see a bad wax figure I'm reminded of that Tom Cruise one Conan had during his stint on the Tonight Show.

"The president says "Your wife is a slut."?"

Dane Cook: The Book

I can see the Hound being bested in order for him to take his bro out, if that's possible since The Mountain is basically Jason X at this point.

Well we knew they were going to find a way to work Trump into the article.

If/when Bronn dies I will be sad.

Oleana just loves desserts, especially lemon squares.

I'll probably spend next week logging many hours in Horizon: Zero Dawn's world. That game has tight, intuitive controls, a free roaming style, lots of side missions (that don't yet feel like filler), plus it's woke, woke as hell.
I kid, I still don't know what woke means, I just know I shouldn't use the word.

I'm just upset the WiiU MK8 Battle Mode was such a let down. How could they have possibly thought that mess was what we wanted. Not to mention the rest of the game is near flawless.

It seems like the MvDK games spun off (in a way) from this game. It's got a find key / open door type system, but it's very well done.

I have DK94 on my 3DS and it's a really fun play. I remember hearing about how it's like 100 levels after the original 4 (hello, Pie Factory!). It's sort of a precursor to the Mario vs Donkey Kong games.

I kinda was hoping Coop would get a tapeworm or something at the end of the prequel to explain his weight loss, but then I thought, "Continuity is not all that important here, in fact, it's kind of the joke."

OK, so I'm not the only one who got a giant MacLachlan vibe from Colbert there.

Today is turning out to be a shockingly bad day for the producers of AMC’s hit zombie series The Walking Dead. Earlier today, a lawsuit from former showrunner Frank Darabont aired a bunch of the series’ dirty laundry for public consumption, and now, Deadline reports that the show has been forced to temporarily halt

Will it be in black and white?