Yeah, I asked my wife often, can they just make shit up over there? And why was the lawyer prosecuting Joe so awful. She was supposed to be some dynamo and she was an abject failure.

And Corona.

What?

I want those diamonds and pearls so I can be a happy gender fluid human.

[Trump joke you've already used 25 times this week alone, here]

I hate that this clickbait drew me in. I fucking hate these "look what a joker did on Twitter newswires", especially since it all depends which way the person leans politically whether AVC thinks it's funny or awful.

Why does people complaining about Alec Baldwin rile you up this much?

But who is going to take their place telling jokes you saw on Twitter all week in front of a studio audience?

Ah, the AVC "Most Necessary TV of 2017"

Nothing would surprise me after this weeks origin of evil episode.

SNL will beat this shit into the ground until even AVC stops gushing about the show that gave them a shout out once. Did you guys know they said AVClub once on SNL? Don't worry, it's a hyperlink in almost every SNL article about Trump.

I feel like Transformers fans would see "Lugubrious!" The AV Club and just assume that it's a positive review.

It worked. I was watching Twin Peaks, and then the rerun of Veep. Otherwise, I skip these recaps.

I thought Bill was just here for the one season. Are we wringing our hands again? Cuz I want the fuck out if we are.

Well, Missy did refer to her as Exposition, and Nardole as Comic Relief.

Yeah, I did not want Art to have to do that. I kept waiting to hear a gunshot on Alison's side of the call. It was a bit of a trite "Walking Dead" close call, but I prefer it over Art straight up murdering her.

The misdirection with Kira looking at the mouse and taking out the blade was nice. I assume she's going to cut herself to see if she heals, much like Helena's bey-bees did after getting stick poked.

I gave it a Hamburger, but I saw on another site some fool gave it a Crocodile.

Shelly: Audrey is pretty, Audrey's always been pretty.
Audrey: Hi Shelly!
Jean Micheal Renault: Ladies and gentlemen, Rammstein!

The Barsanti "writing style" is, and I quote, "full of quotation marks" and the "restoration" of him "patching" his own sentences with two or three word "quotes" is "hilarious".