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They're most likely bad parents, no matter what they allow people to see.

"It's not a dildo."
"Oh.."
"It's a fist."
"Ugh…"

I read the article because I was interesting in finding out why these vlogs "matter". Turns out, for me, they don't. You know how AVC always says certain things aren't really good, but they're necessary? These are neither.

If you wanted to talk about my trip to the dentist, you should've left a comment THREE blogs ago when I was doing spring cleaning, and answering questions from the day I got into a minor fender bender.

Oh my God! Iron Man is ejaculating out of his hands and feet! What hath the Wonder Woman poster wrought?

I mentioned the flickering light on Twitter. I assumed it was a callback to the flickering lights from the pilot (one of those things Lynch loved and left in)

Well, season two had him trying to be good.

Craft Services will be provided by the Herb Garden and will feature Jill Sandwiches.

Totally agree with the Arkham example. I played right through Asylum (and I too an guilty of bailing on a lot of games that aren't Nintendo or Borderlands. Arkham City was fun, but it was also tedious at some point and the fun was drained out of the experience.

Yeah, I'm far along enough that the enemies are dropping good stuff now because they are tougher. I did avoid them for a while when they were just giving monster parts. Now they're dropping rubies.

I loved this review! So many truths. The reason I love Nintendo IPs is that they offer something games frequently forget the provide - pure joy. I also have only defeated two divine beasts, working on the third, and simply know where the fourth is, but I love going around finding Korok seeds (I've only got a little

There truly are some people that I'm pretty sure came born without souls.

"Micheal Anderson said What?! Well, I did have this dream about an electric sycamore tree with the fetus of the Eraserhead baby on top, oh, and he doesn't sound like an offensive Indian whooping sound, it's more like marbles."

The Truman's certainly have the facial expressions needed to deal with the Brennans.

I need to resist the urge to hover over spoilers. I would've liked to have seen that without knowing ahead of time!

Baby, that stew you had going is gonna go cold.

Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies. I also have gas. Diane…coincidence and fate figure largely in our lives. However, this is evidence, so I will not eat it.

Is this like our Donna Martin Graduates?

I suppose I should take this opportunity to get to the backlog of games I have but I know I'm just going to spend more time hunting down the last 700 or so Koroks I've yet to find in Zelda. I need me some sweet sweet inventory space.

He definitely is trying.