Today is A Day Without Everyone Except Sam Barsanti here at the AV Club. The impact is real. The pain is severe. The hurting is DEEP.

He's addicted, like when someone buys too many scratchy lotteries.

Not watching at all.

As selfish as Selina is, goddamn Andrew is a total shitbag. TeamMarjorieEgg!

I thought Ken said Florida was a monarchy. I must've miss-remembered.

That's why I always hide my facts in trees. In your face, NewsBears!

Yes, I don't mean TDS and Oliver and Bee don't accomplish anything (they are vital). I just feel like shows like this are coasting, pandering, and basically super-pleased with themselves, and when they have these "cool celeb" gatherings, it just reeks of self congratulatory garbage.

Fuck people like this. Don't write articles about them. Ignore them. Cast a black James Bond. People need to stop giving attention to people who need their super heroes and Santa Claus' to be white.

I love this article. She's running circles around her peers? Her writing room is diverse (by late night standards)? And her jokes: Fyre Festival? Yeah, I know another event that Twitter tried to jam down everyone's throat this weekend: this show.
This fawning lovefest all the time baffles me, not because I'm on the…

I love Oasis but the one time I saw them in concert they were as advertised: They rocked, but they also spent a lot of time bitching and complaining.

I just found it to be a joyless slog. Roger Bart's 180 was the only interesting thing about it and that doesn't last very long. I want to like Eli Roth, but I usually prefer him acting in Tarantino movies.

I love Aimee Mann's music. I relate to a lot of it. The struggles and feelings she expresses speak to me. I can see how people whose lives went a different way would not like her, but there is some brilliant writing in her songs. Pavlov's Bell is a great song. Stupid Thing is my favorite, again, because it relates to…

The worst part about tragedies like this, after the obvious human tragedy of it all is that an attack on the gay community gets politicized: "What is a terrorist act? More guns! Less guns!" It's all so disgusting. Everyone is out to reinforce their beliefs. It's so petty, self centered and reductive. It's like we'd…

If history is any indication, I bet the trailer will have a joke where Hart says something along the lines of, "White people!" I know that's not a joke per say, but it hasn't stopped him yet.
Hart is one of those guys that is genuinely funny and extremely likable, but takes the worst movie projects.

Troy Duffy is the epitome of what people think all Boston people are like. It sucks because that doesn't represent us all, but goddamned, does it totally represent a good swath of us. Besides, I'm from SE Mass so I don't have the over exaggerated accent and I don't walk around like I'm the fuckin' man everywhere I go.
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I got Zelda for the WiiU and I was not surprised when I found out Switch users have the same framerate issues I get. I'm looking at you Big Moblins!

I do, thanks! Now do me a favor and screw. I don't come here to argue with complete strangers over the internet about something this inconsequential. But I can see why you love Pablo so much, you have his smarter-than-thou shtick down.

The guy was arrested once in 1997 for jaywalking. Get him!

Why would I know? I'm saying this is one of those stories where the story seems incomplete.

I feel like this article is destined to be UPDATED at some point.