A got a whole carton under a bridge. No damage. What a sick world where people leave whole cartons of eggs under a bridge.

So his master plan is to supplant Third World Success Kid and be the Grand Master of Memes? Oh, hamburgers…

The "what we need right now" argument is insulting. As if entertainment needs to hold us tight and tell us everything is ok. I don't like how the country plummeted headfirst into idiocy and outright hate so quickly, but the "I've been so depressed about Trump I can't get out of bed" crew need to realize entertainment…

Heigl had a chance to be a star, but she blew it by being in many many terrible movies.

I'm guessing this movie fails the Bechdel test, like, twenty or so times.

Vol 2 bored me the first time I saw it, but it's grown on me. Basterds made the wife and I tap out during that LONG LONG scene in the bar, but I saw it all another time alone. I still can't get through Jackie Brown a second time despite loving the cast.

Just reuse the same "orange" jokes over and over like everyone else does. It's the gateway to sweet sweet upvotes.

Rodriguez makes a lot of movies with a lot of fun potential and then systematically wrings the joy out of them: Machete, FDTD, Planet Terror.

He's just being a good little foot soldier. He does appropriate black culture a lot, so he's got sole and soul.

I didn't mind his Room in 4 Rooms.

Like the author said in this error riddled mess, feminism is ever evolving and no two people are going to feel the same about it, yet I think there is definitely a difference between Tarantino's use of violence towards women vs. say, those repugnant Death Wish movies. Not to mention those movies where women are…

What about Bic for The Gays. The male ones are festooned with rainbows and the female ones have various Subaru hatchbacks. Bic: ProblematInk!

Oh good, Zack is reviewing another show I like, and it's "New reviews, same old gripes". Strap in for 10 weeks of:
- reviews that all have the same complaints in the first 2 to 4 paragraphs week after week
- finding the show too slow or too fast
- finding the show to be "too clever"
- making assumptions early on and then…

The big cross is for Ted Danson. George Costanza wants the big cross. The Ted Danson cross!

All about that paperboy.

This is where we're at with all things Trump. Somebody scoured her Twitter feed and drew some conclusions. Melania is still an enigma wrapped in a loofah smothered in secret sauce.

Something tells me Sean "Funnel Incorrect Facts Through My Earpiece" Hannity will inherit the throne.

Buzz Kill Will.

This news reminds me of a Hot Chocolate song: Every1's a Winner!

I do the same thing with old movies. The kicker is, despite having an insane Comcast bill, TCM is like the one channel I DON'T get.