johnnyichiban
johnnyichiban
johnnyichiban

They hope that a cure for this rare disease will come in the next decade...

Oh, boy, the feces are going to really hit the fan when the mainland Australian millipedes' Western Tasmanian science-millipede strikes an uncanny resemblance to the insular Eastern Tasmanian millipedes.

"Everything will be at the same temperature and chemical reactions will cease. No work can be done. No information will flow. Even intelligence, thought and imagination will stop. Nothing will ever change."

Look, Earth, if you want Saturn to pay attention to you this might help...

Siri, make a note to mix a shake consisting of adrenaline, progesterone, testosterone, and corticosterone...and an aerosol of epinastine...

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that this is an engineering achievement on par with the Panama Canal.

...no.

"Gimme some of dat sweat-meat!"

Man, my memory SUCKS! The earliest memories I have are of either me jamming a butter knife into an electrical outlet or riding my bike (no free pedal! DO-RI-FU-TO!!! SCREECH!!!) into the side of a Cressida, both occurring at 5 or 6 years.

The Egyptians are also super productive when on cannibals...so are...3 2 1

So basically we need a faster less costly form of locomotion. :(

We Terrans have yet to land anything on Pluto, right? I'd love to see some surface photos.

Save for this guy. He won't like your water balloons.

Martian abs are crazy tight, bro! You can hide a quarter in that shit!

hm, was hoping to catch a glimpse of the dragon.

Watching the trailer I didn't have a problem - and I've lost 90% of my hearing in my left ear.

Yeah...at least she'll be serviceable. There was a rumor that Rachel Weisz was in the running for this, oh well.