Dammit, Glenn! Rookie mistake! Don't catch feelings!

I wonder if any of these "Akira" hopefuls have twitter addresses...

Yeah, like Infernal...er...The Departed. That was a terrible call.

Yup. And...

I love looking at stuff like this. Seeing how amazingly pervasive the fear of the "other" snatching up white women really was. I wonder if its subconscious or deliberate...

Homer says it's possible because us poor, boring, brown-eyed folk actually have blue eyes... they're just masked by brown pigmentation.

To be honest. I don't think we need Pinto and Franco next time around. Andy Serkis earned that paycheck.

I wonder if there is a King James version of this post.

...will test the relationship between Bond and M...

"Kids...the shit tastes nasty."

Now, Japan is considering constructing a second Tokyo in case an earthquake destroys the one we have today.

So do we have enough specials for Kirk vs Kapcom? We could use Picard and Pike as alternate costumes.

Dave Chapelle, Chris Rock, Martin Lawrence and Tracey Morgan.

By "original" I meant not based on a previous property. I was trying to think of something really and truly terrible - that was the first thing I thought of.

Jesus...Dude, first line: JOKE.

Jesus...Dude, first line: JOKE.

Eh. I'll wait for torr..er...Netflix.

I feel that bringing back a real velociraptor or something else and putting a doc about the process from A-Z in theaters is the only thing that will top it.

"You should do more cardio."

I'm still amazed we still haven't been blighted by a Macross/Robotech movie yet. A premise based around freaking F-14 TOMCATS TURNING INTO GIANT ROBOTS isn't getting any traction?