Anything with Keith David automatically gets at least 10 minutes of my time.

Wow. You know, these...utterances...may, ostensibly, make some sense when heard aloud, but when it's put down on paper like this it sounds like complete nonsense.

the game's afoot...

Is this before or after the transforming F-14 Tomcats?

Don't bully the pink Stig - Anderson Cooper will get you fired from your job.

...and I want a sport bike.

Excellent. An excuse not to visit Pop-Pop at the home! "But, Mum! I donna wanna catch the Alzheimers!"

These journalist are missing an incredible opportunity to get away with questionable business expenses.

@Peechiz: 九千及其过！!!

Still the best...

No subsititue for the real thing.

VTEC just kicked in, yo...

@leftatmars: No. Everyone knows The Federation appropriates donations for their own uses. Monies from donations will never reach Zarmina

Don't gimme that crap!

@Charlie Jane Anders: The piss excellence/Guile thing or...

WB, feel free to steal this:

That's a damn shame. That was the funniest part of the trailer.

@manimatr0n: True. I shouldn't. It is pretty good.

Damn. I was hoping it was Swamp Thing.

@hitmouse: Hm. Fair point.