Excuse me, that’s BIG ENDOWMENT to you, sir.

How the fuck is this moron a followed commenter and I was just banished back to the grays with no explanation?

Touchdown Seahawks

Let’s deal with real journalistic issues, okay, and not focus on misprince?

He’s got below average speed, unless he seizure in trouble.

I know Jesus too. He drives an older Nissan pick-up truck, filled with lawnmowers, hedge clippers, and weedwhackers. Jesus mows and manicures my mum’s lawn once a month. Muchas gracias, Jesus.

“grind them to make button oil...”

“If there’s blood on her sock, we’re ready to rock.”

“We love our old players and will almost always offer them a standing ovation when they come back on other teams to play against us”

Husky and Starch

Jupiter is in retrograde and the chimes of Old Vassiloth are tinkling in a cold Martian wind rolling over the frozen shoulders of Olympus Mons. Huginn and Muninn sit on the captain’s shoulders and he is lost in the ocean between his ears.

Come on, that’s not really all that weird. Cut the man some slacks.

Damn, your friend’s sister moved to Detroit just to work at a Subway?

Looks like this week it will be the Bills quarterback who takes a knee.

What if your boss then asked “Just what do you think you’re doing, Dave?”

This reminds me of that Stephen King books where pre-teens have group sex in a sewer to save Maine or something.

It’s not really a pandemic. It’s barely a carload.

The Ravens announced that as soon as the fan’s condition is upgraded to stable, they will hold a press conference for him to apologize for his role in the incident.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."