You guys, I wrote to the Electoral College through asktheelectors.org. The two replies I have received so far (both from Texas) are something else! Here they are:

“I was told if we elected Donald Trump he would transform his personality into being presidential. He isn’t,” Suprun told the Times. “I’m a credulous dumbass, now that I think of it.” he continued.

I almost lost it driving through Texas. Everyone going like 25+MPH over and constant lane shifting and blaring their horns... I felt like when Dionne from Clueless accidentally got on the freeway. They drive like the winner gets extra freedom or something.

It’s like trying to feel bad for somebody who bought swampland in Florida, only everybody he knew was telling him it was swampland, and he went down and visited it and all the alligators formed a chorus line and sang WELCOME TO SWAMPLAND, and he parked a trailer on it and the swamp swallowed it up and formed itself…

She’s a woman. That’s really it. The whole web of Benghazi/email/Vince Foster/Pizzagate/other insanity spun around her is just the shroud on the undead creature that is these people’s hatred of women. Especially women who are demonstrably smarter and better at all things then they are.

They hate her because they are stupid enough to buy into 30 years of aggressive Republican propaganda, without thinking for themselves. Oh, and because a lot of men are aggressively misogynist even if they don’t admit or even recognize it.

I know it’s not going to happen, and I know it would cause total chaos, but if the electoral college somehow flipped to Hillary I would get endless pleasure out of saying “that’s how the system works, you lost, get over it. Crybaby repubs are just sore losers.”

Me, too. Now that we’ve seen Cheeto Hitler’s cabinet picks, we’re looking at misogynistic kelptocratic troll or batshit crazy misogynistic kelptocratic troll. I’m voting for the former.

I wish they’d get rid of him sooner rather than later. I’d rather have Pence alone than Pence with the Trump cherry on top.

Yeah he isn’t some hero. He’s just another dick, in a bag of dicks, which has been this 2016 election.

“Without the EC, cities would dominate our government.”

I will never, ever understand why people hate Hillary so much. I voted Bernie in the primaries, but came around to Hillary like most sane Americans once faced with a Trump presidency. I’m also from NC and decided to read the comments section on McCrory FINALLY stepping down today because I’m a masochist or something.…

ETA: I meant to say “once he won,” not “we.” I’d rather stick hot needles in my eyes than have voted for Drumpf. Please don’t anyone think that’s the case. Thanks.

I know this won’t net us an HRC presidency, but it’s sure to net more whining on Twitter from Drumpf about how everyone’s against him and he isn’t being treated fairly. Because that’s exactly what narcissists do: Everything is ALWAYS someone else’s fault. They are utterly incapable of looking within and seeing how…

If anything these faithless electors will create such a crisis as to abolish the electoral college. And these fuckhead conservatives who keep saying that the electoral college evens the playing field are fucking racist. That the most densely populated areas shouldn’t control the government. Why the fuck not? Why is a…

Put. Your. Vote. Towards. Hillary. God. Fucking. DAMMIT.

I cannot believe he didn’t see this coming. He really thought Trump would behave if he were elected? One thing I’ll say for Trump - he never pretended to be something other he was. The buyer’s remorse surprises me more than Trump’s behavior.

Maybe all those having buyers remorse should have thought BEFORE voting why he never released his tax returns but “crooked Hillary” did. Or never realized that hey maybe it’s not Presidential behavior to say women will just let you grab them by the pussy because you’re famous. Or his 3am Twitter rants, etc etc. Sorry…

By all that is right, Trump should at least have the record for most faithless electors. He deserves it.

I read the headline in the Times earlier today but was too afraid to read it. I wish him well. Pizzagate will look like a roundtable discussion between Plato, Kant and Berlin in comparison to what is coming for this guy. I fear for his life.