There is a statutory rape subplot in the book that is... gross? Yeah, I’m going with gross. 

Kevin Costner as the voice of a cute dog.

I’m out.

Are they moving their headquarters to Mexico as well?

Input validation is the #1 (see what I did there?) flaw in most software, because programmers are often too lazy, or worse, never trained to think of negative scenarios.

First thing I checked as well. 

Both nations of course are famed for their manufacturing, engineering prowess and excellent cars.

Owner decided it was actually too reliable and wanted to step up to a Range Rover.

I think this touches on an important point. Looking beautiful doesn’t sell cars or generate interest. Standing out from past design does. That’s why they always glom on the same bad design trends.

Someone paid $33,000 for an OTS Renegade kit, wrap, and some wheel spacers? Damn.

Alfa 4C hardtop even? You are a cold, cold hearted being.

My ideal driveway contains a Guilia and a Stelvio...and a 4C Spider. Gotta make it happen soon or they’ll all be gone, I suppose.

Aren’t Zero’s like $10k for the short range version? That Moto Guzzi was probably $3k max. I bet cost was the main consideration; you can get used bikes for dirt cheap these days. 

Social Media Editor that lives in Williamsburg and rides a Moto Guzzi with heat wrapped exhaust.

What’s it like being a living stereotype?

It’s not legal but everyone just does it anyway, because fuck it why not

I don’t live in NY, but I’ll gladly sign your petition to legalize lane-splitting. Looks like you could use it.

Welcome to two wheeled commuting. I’ve been Vespa commuting in Portland for years. Love it. Cornering at highway speeds is hairy, especially when the roads are wet, but the key is to just focus and trust your skills and your bike.

/moves to Williamsburg

It’s almost in the ‘drive it ‘til it breaks and then walk away’ price range. If you really wanted one of these for the long haul I think you’d be prepared to spend more and get one with a decent set of wheels.