thanks obama!

looks mean as fuck. give me give me give me! move over german shitst!

money shot

They have a “Ferrari technician” Build them in the maserati/alfa plant. but its really just a guy in a Ferrari polo shirt.

people have to buy them first remember.

I was hoping for four...

but this is alfa we are talking about! I thought they work the other way. no room for studs on the BIW? Fuck you do without them! a character line runs through there!

I just like to play devils advocate. and I speed often. Im just saying from a system perspective higher speeds means more emission.

looks like a 3 series. bring on the Germans! Gulia vs 2002 all over again!

and burning through gas at 11 mpg!

at least its not a chevy

Wait this isnt a gm?

the further we go in to the future the more we travel back to the past

get ready. everything is going to have this.

yeah but if they had guns they would have just shot the driver before he ever ran anyone over duhhhh!

dear diary. the ass was fat

ALFA ALFA!! show me your beauty!

By and large, they’re written by morons who barely have enough intelligence to continue taking in oxygen.

Infant mortality. its a sign of poor manufacturing if nothing else. it just shows which designs are the most robust to manufacturing variation.

Should have hired Mccann-Erickson