johnny5000
Johnny5000
johnny5000

There are two situations in which a person could not get along with their SO’s parents and it wouldn’t necessarily be a sign that the relationship is doomed:

1. The relative(s) are just hateful, bigoted people: you might be literally the kindest, most supportive, faithful partner humanly possible to your SO, but the

This is what happens when you hire Jesse smollet to come up with a plan...

Especially because it is probably far, far easier to get a vasectomy reversed than get an abortion, which in some places, is becoming almost impossible unless you have or can get your hands on lots of money. ...And given what’s on the SCOTUS docket this season, the amount of money will need to scale up for

Replace penis with  “throbbing, turgid manhood,” and replace vagina with “quivering mound of love-pudding.”

Q: Who are we to judge?

Sure, you could be right. But I would place money on my assessment. Seven new sexual partners a week is rarely a healthy thing.

That seems like a lot of fisting’

And the hosts’ reaction is perfectly weird. “I think she’s actually hurt ...” You think?! What’s the alternative?  She’s doing a REALLY strange bit?

I wish I could go back in time to 45 seconds ago, when I was watching “Grape Lady” for the first time.  Amazing!

My opinion of ‘American Beauty’ has held firm since my first viewing, Its bad, hysterical, horribly overacted, wannabe arthouse garbage. It has all the subtlety of a sledgehammer wielded by a baboon. It felt like it was a story of middle-aged suburban angst written by an over-enthusiastic teenager for a film project.

i hope he is in the sequel and has finally made it to assistant manager where the big bucks start rolling in. 

Look, I’m sorry I broke your Lion-o toy. It was an accident.
And it happened thirty years ago!
Will you PLEASE write me back into the will?

I really like most of Tarantino’s movies. As a person he sure seems like a d-bag, but whatever. I believe most people in Hollywood tend to be awful, so no big surprise.

I heard he’s going to have a serious crack at acting after his directing career.

Letter 1

Also “Can You Feel the Love Tonight” on the radio nonstop for years.

Have to be honest, eleven years feels like a ridiculously long time to be bothered by the fact that your fiance and one of his best friends used to date, especially since in this case it would be well over a decade ago. Like what is the expectation and worry here exactly about at this point?

I just saw Midsommar last night, and I don’t recall anyone getting crucified.
(Spoiler warnings on the no-crucifixion I guess.)

Also (very minor spoilers:)
At least some of the protagonists were anthropology students there to study the Swedish rituals, so they felt compelled to stay so they could complete their studies

I never realized how divisive Hereditary is. I thought it was an amazing film, well shot and well acted (Toni Collette was fantastic). It was a good study on grief that gradually became a horror movie as it progressed. I think the problem with horror movies is marketing and when you put a horror tag onto a movie it

What about Robert Eggers, director of “The Witch”?  He’s got a new one called “The Lighthouse”, set for release later this year, I believe.  He’s a stickler for historical accuracy with his horror movies, from my understanding.