The one about the teenager who dies in a car accident and his parents ask that, in lieu of flowers, mourners send money to buy a new car is pretty dark, too.

I never saw that one.

The scary thing is we all know that anti-choice is just the first thing in a list for these assholes.   Once they get abortion illegal, you know gay marriage is next. 

Yeah, and it ignores that most people in Alabama, Georgia, etc. didn’t want these laws either, and that there are liberal enclaves there. I live near Chicago and while I hate the trope of “oh it’s so dangerous gang wars etc” I also know it’s a city with plenty of racial and social issues of its own. The North is not a…

I'd forgotten how unapologetically mean turn-of-the-millenium Onion could get. That one is right up there with "suicide note filled with Simpsons quotes."

Now that I live in North Carolina I have a horse in this race, but when people dump on the The South they tend to ignore the large social problems in their own parts of The North. The Pacific Northwest is lovely and progressive, but it’s also riddled with Nazis, measles, and grotesque income inequality.

Neither of these seem particularly Savage Love-y? But OK then.

I feel exhausted just reading that first one. 

We’re both empaths

Jon/Tyrion not being executed in my mind shows how much Grey Worm has grown as a commander, not that he’s still a brainless soldier. Because old Grey Worm would have killed them no hesitation on the name of justice, this Grey Worm, while not happy with the outcome understood there needed to be more guidance and…

That was a wink to book readers I think because most of my non-book reading friends didn’t understand that her writing in the book means she’s leading the Kingsguard now.

No one cares about Dorne. Not even Dorne

Part of me wonders if Bran warged into Dragon? He mentioned going to check in on him in the last scene.

“Bronn, as lord of Highgarden, is probably the single wealthiest person in the Kingdoms right now. The Tyrells were mostly out of the picture, and their lands are widely regarded as some of the most productive in the land, to say nothing of the caches of wealth in the castle proper. The only possible competition I…

Why did the Unsullied not execute Jon and Tyrion?

Yeah, they forked up by not having Yara peace out as well. Hell, her entire deal with Dany hinged on the Iron Islands being independent. But whatever.

Any of the heads of the 7 kingdoms could have done what Sansa did. Instead, they proclaimed Bran king. They just didn’t imagine being independent after all these centuries (not sure why Yara didn’t think of it, they tried to rebel within her lifetime)..seems in the North thinking about being their own country again is…

Absolutely 100%. “You’re all dumb, his balls don’t even work! No I won’t apologise no I won’t ow MOOOOOM stop it’s so UNFAIR etc.”

I’m an only child so I don’t know, but may I assume that it is accurate that even when you’re being made king you can count on your big sister to tell everyone in the room how your balls don’t work?

In the end, Bran let Dany go on her rampage because he knew she would make his kingdom more ADA compliant.