“The Great Pretender is about Tom Hanks and a guy who looks like Tom Hanks getting kidnapped together and having to work together to escape.”

Good. Means more money was spent on the practical effects Miller is known for.

You’ll have to forgive them, the AI isn’t good at recognizing faces in a photograph.

What’s extra weird about this article is that Kotaku doesn’t shy away from calling out how billionaires suck and capitalism is making our lives worse in almost anything else.

and Andrew Dice Clay actually did not have carnal relations with Mother Goose.

+10 Taskmaster reference

That unnamed interviewer should be taken out to the shid and whipped.

The rare case of truth in television 

Believe me, a lot of them absolutely are. 

I mean she’s not a manic pixie dream girl, just like a well adjusted person in a show about being not that. 

What “realities” does the film expose? It’s based on a true story that was widely reported in the media when it originally happened, and most of the film takes place in Central and South America, a place that the target audience has little-to-no sympathy for when they come to the States to seek asylum. 

I’m not usually one of the people in the comments, braying about how far the AVClub has fallen, but...this review is almost unreadable. It’s so, so overwritten. Like, to the point that the only possible reasons are that:

This article is like a tasting menu…way too long, amazingly self indulgent, and hiding a few good things in a mass of filler.

I dunno... It was pretty hilarious.

Sorry, I can’t hear you over that massive Mario cock you’re currently gagging on.

I don’t care that she’s older, or whatever, so what.  Can we just not pretend that surgery like hers is good?  It looks like shit, and people are doing it all the time.  Aged or not, it’s just bad.  There are definitely people out there hating on her for her age, not questioning that, but this pillow face look that is…

You think that’s weird? Then this is going to blow your mind: some creators actually pay their own money to have their content aired alongside the Super Bowl. It turns out scrappy young artists like Budweiser and Chrysler are so desperate for any kind of exposure in our late stage capitalist system that they’ll…

Minority-created media should be allowed to be mediocre or worse and we move along the same way as with something created by a straight white guy, instead of having to write some article like this defending it when there are plenty of South Asian-featuring media on TV right now that critics and audiences agree are…

Most of the criticism I’ve seen of Velma has run along the lines of it being smug, mean-spirited, and not nearly as smart as it thinks…with the related criticism that the Scooby Doo connection only exists because the show wasn’t good enough to be made on its own merits.

You know, I cannot wait until Elon Musk finally kills Twitter for good, just so that I can stop seeing articles about what some randos on twitter said.