I read that as, “I’m not ratting out the 8th grade bully who shaves and seems to like pounding my balls.”

• RIDING HIS HORSE WHEN HE FELL OFF AND WAS STEPPED ON BY HORSE ON PENIS

They’re now 2-4601

On the upside being a loyal Browns fan is plus 55,000 thousand points to you which means you have an excellent chance of going to The Good Place.

Reasons I continue to be a Browns fan:

Exactly. Many, many cases are used to proved “examples” to potential follow-on offenders.

Make this one hurt. And make the little shitweasel responsible cry all the fucking way to prison.

This ended in a person’s death. It ended in a police officer killing an innocent person (and yes, the cop was at fault for pulling…

trigger happy police, this would never happen in europe. Better trained officers

“I didn’t get anyone killed because I didn’t discharge a weapon, and because...”

No.

Fuck you.

If you made that call, you are at fault, full stop.

It’s a fucking video game. Get your shit together and be a decent human being, or see yourself into the care of those who will prevent you from harming others over your tiny…

Shouts to Alex Somers and Sigur Ros for scoring this episode.

In this case, the guy wasn’t trying to be part of a showcase. He was trying to get a ticket to be in the audience...for a show he otherwise wouldn’t have been interested in if it wasnt advertised as “no boys allowed”. I’m a guy and I have no problem with such a show. Most guys wouldn’t even give it a thought. I bet…

• “AT A PARTY HAVING FUN WITH HIS MALE FRIENDS WHEN ONE PUT A SHOT GLASS UP HIS RECTUM”

“ATTEMPTED TO DISLODGE A DILDOFROM HIS ANUS USING A LETTER OPENER”

He’s a golem made of mayonnaise.

Um......no. Just no to all of it. My wife does cam work; meaning she actually gets naked for men and puts on a show for them, and they pay her for her time. The very first question she asked me when she started to consider this job was “are you ok with this?”. Which I am because I know for a fact if I said no, she…

The mustache is a nice touch. I imagine he will tell those who attend the showcase that he could probably throw a baseball over those mountains.

God, that fucking ruled.

I feel like you missed the best one, where Poe Dameron, dashing space flyboy, pulls a mutiny on the cold and frigid new commander who’s obviously not as a good a choice as him in his own mind, and it turns out he’s the asshole, not the hero.

Destiny 2 Competitive Crucible just last night. I was, for some reason, in total beast mode (I’m a pretty average player overall).

On a run: the smallest sliver of football must touch the invisible world-spanning plane for it to be a touchdown.

“Sir, what makes you qualified for this position?”