"Very good. Ill take him medium rare"

Not to shabby

The classic gold P stands for Pittsburgh and is worn by our players, coaches and fans with a great sense of pride. It is absolutely sickening to everyone within the Pirates organization, and to our great fans, to see this turd wearing a Pirates cap in this old photo.

So, his Wiki page has been updated with this important life discovery:

While not strictly camouflage, the wildest mule I"ve ever heard of was for the Plymouth Prowler.

If you see a moose do you go slower or faster?

It's 65 mph unless you see a moose.

It's pretty easy to break the speed limit in Canada, what is? like 45mph?

hope the cars get confiscated and become police cars.

Looks just like Milo in THE MASK after he puts the mask on

Babe-y

Baby vs. Predator.

You can choose either. If you select "creep mode", it will creep like an automatic. It also serves as a hill-holder when you take off on a hill. If you don't select creep mode, it's like a manual.

Worst part of this: the thief totally ruined your birthday present...think of all the better things you could have been given.

Stealing an ice scrapper is just cold

He does, albeit inadvertently, make a very good argument for going back to school.

The funny thing is, if the goalie hadn't touched the ball with his hand before it going in the net, I still wouldn't have given a shit about this.

because this is funny and that isn't, and in both scenarios we see the picture.