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"If I could just get my hands on @MichelleDBeadle right now, I'd demonstrate EXACTLY what I was trying to say!"

Do it.

Nothing.

wow I've been saying they should do this for a long time now!

Why should your left foot relax? Left foot braking for the win.

Just do it.

Please post your Jalopnik staff slash fiction in a private Kinja page.

I thought it was pretty fun.

Fun fact... often those kids in the car commercials or any local commercials really are "employees" and due to some weird IRS tax code you can have certain savings set aside for these "employees" for college or something. But you have to prove they "work" hence the commercials.

Any Subaru wagon. Doesn't matter if its a Impreza or a Legacy. Mine seems to do a pretty good job.

The Mugen NSX RR, the typical engine mounting position changed from transverse to longitudinal, the JGTC-inspired wide-body kit looked ricey yet aggressive, and it was nearly 10 years too late. This concept came out in 2008...3 years after production stopped. If this came out in 1998 or 2000 and saw a limited…

Maybe they are saying you can get 18.8 mpg while averaging 115 mph? If so, sign me up.

congrats on the best reply of the modern kinja era.

Looks like he made the turn just fine. I suppose he should probably have been continuing to look in his mirrors to check if everything was OK, but it looked more like the rear trailer section was crabbing off to the side, and wasn't lined up properly.

Seriously, though, that cab WHIPPED over at the end there. That poor…

At least the Lego one's actually blocks.

if only there was a word for not getting sarcasm

Have you ever been to Salem?

No. No, it's not.