Just like my FB page

I’m OK with seizing the homes, cars and other valuables of the (former) members of the USA Gymnastics board to fund this therapy.

I demand a description

I like Dan too, but his tears won’t make him look like an idiot even if/when it turns out that Skipper’s been putting his body parts where they don’t belong (we’re all assuming the same thing, right?). He can still be genuinely sad that the actions of Sexual Predator Skipper cost Boss Who Cares About Minorities And…

FTFY

Not sure we can muster a quorum. AJ’s LSD is now the property of Hulk Hogan, pending appeal.

Not sure- We’ll have to put it to the Deadspin Rules Committee I think, which includes Nightmare Ant, a cardboard cutout of Will Leitch, Lennay Kekua, and is Chaired by AJ Daulerio whenever he’s on an acid trip.

I am pretty sure Josh Smith was on a “Let’s remember some guys” list in the last two years. Is this a deadspin first?

Remember Kirk Rueter?

If we’re remembering Giants pitchers, I’d only like to remember William VanLandingham.

Ryan Vogelsong was a good Giant.

I’d disagree. They are in large part responsible for both the rise and the fall of the city of Flint, so the headline is entirely accurate.

That Screamer tag could be interpreted few different ways.

I would love for NBCS to pick up MLS. I feel like I would watch so many more games if I knew exactly where to find every game. Right now they are all over the place. Which sucks.

anyone noticing a pattern in this comment?

Grant Brisbee is a goddamn national treasure.

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MOUTH AND HAND STUFF 4 LYFE

Playing like shit? That’s a bit of a stretch there...

That’s a good dog.