THAT EULOGY WAS THE GREATEST THING EVER.

It’s all about the Ayn’z.

I was in elementary school during the 1992 election, and for some reason my school held a mock election to see who everyone wanted to win. The majority of the kids in my school voted for George Bush because they thought they were voting for George Washington.

I agree. Still it’s impossible to prove with 100% certainty that it’s shade and in the Court of Shade you’re innocent until proven shady. If it was shade, which I’m quite inclined to believe so, it was damn artful shade. It could also be the case that it wasn’t intended to be shade initially but just so happened to be…

I maintain that it is in fact shade because the plausible deniability factor is so high. Why would she wear a 2-3 year old shirt as shade over a current beef? You’d have to be really trying and in the end you’d be the one looking pressed. Which is precisely why she can easily say she wasn’t trying, while Tyga’s ears…

Ha ha! You’re dead!

Thanks, but I’m just about done taking political advice from dead white guys.

Enjoy it while it lasts, kid. Being a smart kid is hell as an adult. People have so many expectations for you, so many goals, so many AP classes. You have so much promise as a young thing, so bright and clever, and suddenly you look around and you’re sitting in your pajamas, watching Netflix, doing nothing with your…

I feel like a total Debbie Downer, but I just can’t see her winning and it bums me out. I know way, way too many people of both genders who would never describe themselves as sexist, but they’re casually misogynistic all the time. And then there are all the women, mostly young/white/reasonably well off, who say things…

All this “I’ll vote for her but I’m ambivalent” bullshit needs to stop. If you’re not behind her 100%, then go find another viable Dem candidate and get behind him/her all the way.

YAAAAS

I don't think it's that it was a big deal, rather that it's usually something those who cohabitate decide together — not that one person barks at the other as he enters his own home.

Roasts are what white people do over a champagne toast. This is throwing shade.

I had two hermit crabs as a kid in the same cage, Bruno and Ursula. I came home one day to find them both murdered! They had both fought each other to the death for the last shell.

He was probably thinking, like most people, "No one is catching this, game over–wait what the fuckkkkkk?!"

We did this with Beyonce already.

+1

Like putting a rabbit into a hat.

Roger Goodell is a liar and needs to resign.

Fudge is a fucking American folk art and she has DESECRATED IT.