johnmaynard
johnmaynard
johnmaynard

What is way too big, bends as it tries to fit in your jeans, can barely fit in your hand, and looks unsightly when it's next to your face…?

+4 inches on a good day

The craziest thing to me in the aftermath of these killings is how accepting most people are of the militarization of the police. I fully expect that when video footage is found (dashcam or otherwise), Mike Brown will have done nothing that could warrant a reaction with fatal force, but people will still look and

Everyone loves to hate on the wet wipes, but those fuckers get the job done... make a finger ghost and clean that ring around the bathtub.

"After this soccer thing is over, I'm going to fuck her right in the pussy".

If there was a drinking game based on doing shots every time Bradley coughed up a ball or made a poor pass, we'd all be quite piss-drunk

they play on the 24th and still could go through, but you might not be wrong.

still "has" plenty of kinks.

Haven't seen someone drop two on Japan so quickly since 1945.

Expecting someone to stick to a contract agreement is a leftist thing? That's not how the right portrays it...

People don't go to Chipotle because they want Mexican food. People go to Chipotle because they want Chipotle.

Except the ones on RedTube searching for "Black top, white twink."

In know, right? I've seen more ass crack at home depot, and a brief glimpse of boob doesn't make it hardcore either.

This is what I call true dedication, running short posts in the off-season and then reviewing the film.

What?!

this.

Being a person of color myself, I sometimes find myself wondering about other people's ethnicities. So you know what I do? I get over it. Unless knowing their ethnicity is paramount, I just get the fuck over my curiosity. Try it white people, it works!

Okay, that's awesome for you, white girl, but "most people I know" isn't everyone. When you've been asked about it every day with the impression that the person asking is primarily focused on your genetic background rather than you as a person? You're going to get annoyed after a while. I imagine it must be even more