Produce your brilliant argument and now, my dear, or piss right off.

Oh God James - have you caught the third season of Sherlock? I take it you haven't or you sure wouldn't be bitching about Elementary for being manipulative.

Indeed - very cleverly in a certain under rated movie starring George C Scott and Joanne Woodward. It's what you do after you've cast Watson a woman that would define safe or edgy, yes? The homo erotic Holmes thing is, I think, by any objective measure, very, very tired. Billy Wilder did it best as a throwaway, and…

Speaking as a gay man, your paragraph on Holmes homo eroticism is the most conventional thing I've read here so far. I doubt the creators of Elementary cast a woman to play safe, but to actually achieve the opposite.

Actually, the consensus here in the UK is that the just screened third series of Sherlock has jumped the shark: that there really is a difference between multi media literate post modern smarts and simply being up your own arse.

Yeah, like Godzilla

Hasn't General Motors stopped making cumguzzlers?

Spunk trumpet?

Obama turned out to be a pair of breasts?

I believe the boobs are our future. Treat them well and let them lead the way.