I miss Starbust Fruit Twists….sigh…

Seriously? Let's bring back the "just add water" mixes because cake mixes these days are getting out of control. I don't go in buying a box of cake powder just to have to pick up a half dozen other things at the store when all I want to do is eat myself into a sugar coma. Fortunately, those frosting tubs are ready…

…rushes to brokerage account to look up a Turmeric ETF.

Fruit Loops (or sure, what the hell, "Froot Loops" dammit), despite having loops of many colors of the rainbow, results in one fascinating hue of green collectively. When the kids chow that stuff, it freaks the daycare provider out.

"Else" - although I'm biased because that song really stuck with me during a bout of first teenage love. Unfortunately, it's also a song they tend to phone in and cut short in concert.

Agree 100% with your comment on the last two albums, particularly You in Reverse. I think There is No Enemy has a pretty strong back half, but as an "album", it sure doesn't do anything for me like Perfect From Now On/Keep it Like a Secret.

With Built to Spill, Modest Mouse, and Death Cab for Cutie all having releases recently after long absences, my 1997 self is overjoyed.

Warwick Davis had to sit at home and watch the live stream like everybody else, eh?

Oooof…let's hope Peter Mayhew was in good health during the Chewie shoots because, whoa man, that will make for some weird footage if not. Fortunately, I suppose, is it's pretty damn easy to use a stunt double for that.

So Method Man only brings young, nubile coeds back to the bus for long discussions of music, politics, or chess? Sure, why not.

So glad O'Neal handled this newswire. Made my day. That is all.

This sounds like watching TV with my dad, except "audio-description tracks" would mean me answering his constant "Who's that?" and "What'd they say?" questions.

Maybe it's the mind-numbing hum from the A/C vent above my desk, but my first impression of that photo was Woody Harrelson was disgusted by Matthew McConaughey taking notes while pretending to have sex with a deer-woman corpse.

The most important part of those commercials is that the middle-aged couple have to be attractive enough that you don't object to picturing them boning in your mind.

I appreciate that the lead singer is kinda pudgy. You don't see that lot in bands.

You really know your place in the Clan when you're the 9th guy in line on this train.

If we're all on board with being able to be magically transferred into a damn cat, can we also swap Jennifer Garner with James Garner? I miss him.

Amazon did this just to keep Gael Garcia Bernal happy, right?

Grim Fandango comes to mind for me and the main game I've tried to get through on several occasions, only to put aside and forget to come back later.

Waiting for the Danny DeVito guest spot announcement. Between New Girl and The Mindy Project, Fox Tuesdays has had a lock on Sunny guest turns.