The real winner was Chris Pine's tears.

Does any of this address the current unspoken rule that if it's a drama on FX, it's immediately ineligible for a Best Drama nom? Because clearly the Emmys hate The Americans altogether and the better Justified seasons. That's the only thing I can come up with.

Boy, the ol' MI memory is getting hazy, but I seem to recall most of them had pretty lackluster endings (thinking post-final action sequence stuff). This one must have been extra shitty.

I prefer my Timothy Olyphant lawmen roles to have a heavy dose of Wild West justice about them. If he's just a regular CIA agent this, forget about about it. A CIA agent who carries a 1987 .45 Colt revolver and puts justice ahead of playing by the rules? I'll meet you halfway on that.

I must hang around the wrong princesses, because I've never had one offer me anal before.

Maybe it's just a "calling" at this point.

Penzey's English Prime Rib rub is fantastic on roasts. If I hadn't just loaded up on regular ol' Watkins vanilla extract, this comment would be enough for me to order some from Penzey's. There's only so many things we put vanilla in to need that much in the cupboard.

I dunno. That crew looks legit.

…(crickets)…

Sure, later on, you may realize that what you thought was your unique musical vision isn’t that unique, after all. And if it sounds too much like something you’ve already heard, you may decide to scrap it entirely.

What's the over/under on how many women he'll get to forcibly dominate in this? Wife and I are catching up on The Fall right now and this guy appears to have a niche/itch he needs to scratch.

Hoping this week covers 1997 - the year that stands out in my lifetime (I'm a child of the 80s) as the one with across-the-board solid Best Picture nominees, yet my least favorite won.

Ah man. The Sting is legitimately one of my favorite 70s movies. Makes this entire article feel like a long, extended burn.

But do the white artists sound more ethnic now??

Maybe they were toying with using Ronnie Rodriguez - Johnny Deep impersonator to the stars…or at least to Nathan Fielder.

I've only listened to a little Dinosaur Jr., but as a big fan of Built to Spill, this sure sounded like J Mascis channeling Doug Martsch on guitar.

Spies…Hell, they were hardly even celebrities.

Why should I listen to this idiot? Let me just list off a few celebrities that are part of the anti-vaccine movement, or as I like to call it, The Truth:
Jenny McCarthy, Kristin Cavallari, Rob Schneider, Charlie Sheen, Alicia Silverstone…
Need I say more? Case Closed. QED, bitches.

My proud Portuguese heritage has rarely produced a male over 5'6" in our illustrious family history…..*sigh*…..

Considering his last Wikipedia filmography entry is Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach, maybe he's just still in character???