+1 This will never not be funny.

hehehehe... crushing the Bears...

I know MST3K fans are hardcore, but this is a little out of hand.

annoyism?

An excellent and well reasoned decision by the commissioner. It feels nice to be able to say that for a change.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

This is one of the biggest pet peeves I had when my wife and I were engaged. Seemingly every male I encountered, including our wedding vendors, would say some garbage quip along the lines of, “Don’t do it, buddy” or “Learn to just nod and say, ‘yes, dear.’” It would make me seethe. Just because you hate your wife…

Imagine a cop did this to your kid. In fact, imagine anyone did this to your kid.

C’mon, you must remember the bookstore scene in Top Secret? The first video is how they shot it, the second is how it appeared in the film, backwards.

Yes

That kid is on the fast-track to being an insufferable Ohio State fan in no time.