johnjoelglanton
John Joel Glanton
johnjoelglanton

It’s a new type of warship, altogether.

They went WAY too hard with the Instagram filters during the holy trinity segment. If there is one thing on this planet that does not need to be “spruced up” with weird camera effects, it’s those cars on that track.

I wonder what you’re all going to do a year and a half from now when you look around and everything is pretty much the same as what it is now. No right wing death squads killing jews, no brownshirts throwing homosexuals off of buildings, no death wall shooting illegal immigrants with automated lasers turrets.

The Trump

After the Prius the Model S has to be the most popular car here. Get Uber off the road and they’d vault into first place.

It looks like two different cars welded together.

“The Cadillac Escala Is The Most Beautiful Concept That Needs To Be Built”

Do your own research.

That trailer is bigger than his garage!

At least park it next to the house instead of in front of it. I’m a hobbyist racer myself but that trailer is ridiculous.

That guy looks like he left more than his wallet in El Segundo.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Dwayne Herbert Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho!

Comfort. It would be disconcerting if the president was riding around in an APC, even though we all know that’s basically what his Caddy is anyway.

“Sleep well, Gary, you unbelievable prick. And go fuck yourself.”

Yuge

Imagine waking up every morning and shaking off your sleepy haze, then realizing that is the face you’re stuck with forever.

Looking back on this election I’d say that it helps.

OL UNCLE JOE

Damn that’s a beautiful car.

Back in high school I was (un?)fortunate enough to be accepted to an auto body class for underprivileged youth. Anyway, about a month into the class Infinity of Denver dropped a Q45 and one of their smaller cars (i30?) off as a donation to our school. Needless to say keys were procured and I had a sizable portion of

>CarTron, was apparently devised by “experts in behavioral science and statistics” including a Ph.D. in Social Psychology”