Truth in Advertising, Inc. is still pissed about Osama bin Laden and his wristwatch product placement.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Definitely not a good idea to denigrate the very popular president known as Barack Obama by calling him an Uncle Tom.

“I’m just asking questions” is an instant rage button for me. Because no, you aren't and pretending you are is some gaslighty bullshit.

He died to get away from her.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

Only in Jezebel. Dude a fucking child is as innocent as it gets, they never got a chance in life but this commentator wants to nitpick about it. I swear some of these post have to be parodies.

This isn’t a good thing to get angry about.

If we’re going to be judging looks, taking a gander at both of them, I’m inclined to stay home and masturbate. It’s not really about how either of them look, though — that’s just what I do.

What would happen if he quit mid-campaign?

I totally agree with the one worry that he might not debate. How does she handle it if he just sits there and slings insults while she tries to have a debate? But yeah I dearly hope she utterly destroys him it'll be glorious.

What blows me away about this is everyone’s like “Hillary can’t put Sanders away!” and then when she pulls a nice politics move to bury him and deny him the chance to climb back out of the grave, everyone’s like “BUT THAT’S NOT FAIIIIIIIR.”

Do you honestly believe she will NOT get 85 more delegates?

Oh no, no, no.... Why does she need to give Berns a freebie when he is out of cash? She has already won the nomination. There is no need for another debate. Berns is a very bad loser.

Bernie Sanders is becoming more ridiculous by the day.

Just because a woman kicked his ass in the primaries is no reason the man can’t pretend to have won.

Yes, let’s debate without the female front-runner and then ironically donate the proceeds to “women’s health issues or something.”

.....is she seriously trying to out-do the Duchess of Pork’s daughters?? ....again, pretty sure Beadrag and Eugenics set the all-time Bar at Kate’s wedding.....

Venezuela is on the verge of bankruptcy because its government is reliant on oil sales for revenue. Oil prices collapsed, and the government began collapsing too.