If we’re going to be judging looks, taking a gander at both of them, I’m inclined to stay home and masturbate. It’s not really about how either of them look, though — that’s just what I do.

What would happen if he quit mid-campaign?

I totally agree with the one worry that he might not debate. How does she handle it if he just sits there and slings insults while she tries to have a debate? But yeah I dearly hope she utterly destroys him it'll be glorious.

What blows me away about this is everyone’s like “Hillary can’t put Sanders away!” and then when she pulls a nice politics move to bury him and deny him the chance to climb back out of the grave, everyone’s like “BUT THAT’S NOT FAIIIIIIIR.”

Do you honestly believe she will NOT get 85 more delegates?

Oh no, no, no.... Why does she need to give Berns a freebie when he is out of cash? She has already won the nomination. There is no need for another debate. Berns is a very bad loser.

Bernie Sanders is becoming more ridiculous by the day.

Just because a woman kicked his ass in the primaries is no reason the man can’t pretend to have won.

Yes, let’s debate without the female front-runner and then ironically donate the proceeds to “women’s health issues or something.”

.....is she seriously trying to out-do the Duchess of Pork’s daughters?? ....again, pretty sure Beadrag and Eugenics set the all-time Bar at Kate’s wedding.....

Venezuela is on the verge of bankruptcy because its government is reliant on oil sales for revenue. Oil prices collapsed, and the government began collapsing too.

I think you have a distinct lack of understanding of what “Communism” and “Democratic Socialism” actually mean. If you can’t even bother to skim a Wiki page to differentiate the two (hint: we are already living in a Democratic Socialist society with a dollop of Crony Capitalism), I too am glad you won’t be voting.

I’m sorry, but referncing anything at Breibart automatically excludes you from the “To Be Taken Seriously” category.

Since I hate myself I actually read that article, and it’s incredible. They just related someone saying they want to do “targeted” carpet bombing, and say he is the second coming of one of the most famous, revered and feared American military leaders. One that also went against convention, common decency and…

As for cruz’ foreign policy platform it is what Walter Russell Meade described as Jacksonian.

Sorry, but as a nonwhite woman I call bullshit on this woman trying to justify her article because she is nonwhite. And she is trying to use the race of people in other countries to somehow imply that Hillary supports racist policies. This is unmitigated bullshit. You can argue military policy all you want, that is…

Not to mention that two almost exclusively white States (Iowa and New Hampshire) is hardly representative of the democratic party. Democrats win presidential elections because of the loyalty of African Americans, Latinos, and women.

No, really, the selfish thing is so wrong. You don’t tell someone who dies of cancer they are selfish. Depression is an illness that is sometimes fatal.

Get lost with the “selfish” shit.

This is a technical point? As Bernie was an Indy?