While I sympathize with your love of the unknown — I love surprises too! — this is a news outlet, and we don’t believe that reporting on news requires a spoiler warning. Sorry.

I bless this article with an image of a Mitsubishi AMG.

Here comes my luggage! Hold on!

Trying in vain to find out why they chose that name, I blundered across

So Clarkson’s the guy who started the whole Reliant Robin bashing thing, he’s the guy who made it funny, he’s gone now, so they’re going to keep doing it anyway.

“They” being Nissan, I’m certain.

Even the headlights look like closed eyes like it’s sighing with its eyes closed!

Nowadays we would need Furai-esque rear lights.