johnhmallett
John H. Mallett
johnhmallett

Well, the lights aren’t on in the LEGO White House, so that’s a very accurate representation. 

It’ll evacuate your bowel three times faster.

Lol did you just call a storm trooper a police officer?

Hell, even if it was a real gun, she’s a Storm Trooper, it’s not like she would have hit anything.

In my experience, getting that information internally is not that difficult. It’s more that calling that number brings with it a certain type of response that is usually not the kind of response that the average worker wants invited upon them.

Points for some Leo love

...the only thing that differentiated it from a regular Cordoba was a two-tone paint job.

JJ’s apparent inability to understand how distance and scale works strikes again in this movie.

How does Ben get a classic TIE from the Endor moon to Exegol without a wayfinder or, more importantly, a damn hyperdrive?

It took the work of decades to build the Death Star. Where do these planet killing star destroyers

This is a genocidal policy. Abolish ICE.

I get to write about video games for a living, have cheap rent (thanks Kansas!) but also have fast internet because I live near Kansas City.

“So why did you leave your last job?”

SHUT UP AND SELL ME TANKHEAD MODEL KITS

Good luck with that, Benedict.

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Song of The South may be super racist and idolizes the brutally exploitative plantation system, but at least it’s not directly advocating Imperialism and Genocide like Davy Crockett, King of The Wild Frontier.

I get it. This is much like Al Capone finally getting convicted for tax evasion. After all the crimes he committed, where everyone knew he did it, they got him on the only thing they could prove and it was a sliver of his real guilt. But they got him.

They most certainly have that right.

I actually read that in my head in the 1966 show’s voice over. Thank you for that and nowI’m singing “nanananananana fishing in my head!”

Do the richies want guillotines and a Reign of Terror? Because this is how you get guillotines and a Reign of Terror.