Looks like Melania Trump has found her biographer.

Your title refers to her as a hunter. She’s a poacher. Calling her a hunter is sorta like calling a shoplifter a ‘customer’.

Wait is the whole point of these apps not that you can screen for what you, specifically, are looking for? I don’t want to date someone who says sup because I don’t live in an early aughts beer commercial, and saving myself the time of having to reject them is what really behooves me. Like...I don’t get it. There are…

It’s not an entitled or exclusionary behavior. It’s a common practice woman are forced to engage in, because they want to be treated with respect. Online interactions women have with men can be, and often are, solely predicated on the reduction of that woman to a sex object based on the male’s appreciation of her…

My dog has been hearing the door bell for almost 10 years.  He still looses his shit.

I find this works too

I LOLd hard at the last line of Penny Arcade.  That is a great line.

Yeah, but what aspect of hops? Bitterness or citrus flavors or more dank-earthy flavors? And there’s really no consumer-facing measurement of “hops” in a beer (IBU measures bitterness but not hop flavor), so it’s hard for bartenders to make that determination, I think. 

Kirby cat, Kirby cat what did they put on you?
Kirby cat, Kirby cat it’s not your fault...

And it’s fascinating to think how far we’ve come since the 1970s. Now, if someone asks me to divide 329 by 17, I can just accuse them of being an elitist metropolitan expert and bellow “FAKE NEWS” at them until they go away.

Too bad he decided to go to Duke.

“Stealing large sums of money and filing fraudulent tax returns with the IRS are not crimes.”

The real problem with blends, IMO, is that they need to come up with names for various blends. One idea would be to create a name system based off of the main two grape varieties that went it.

Just calling it a “blend” doesn’t tell you anything about it. Quite frankly, it’s like how cheap macro pilsners are usually…

He claimed that the Police Chief Jeff Pratt called him “Kunta” after the character in Alex Haley’s Roots: The Saga of an American Family

“Spider-who? Spider-what?” director Ruben Fleischer said in response to questions, and then added, yelling, “Oh my God, is that Alison Brie?!” while pointing over and behind the reporters’ heads. Alison Brie was not in attendance. When we turned back around, the podium was vacated and Mr. Fleischer was no longer…

Guess that is what happens when you take a craptastic $20 tablet, slap on some half-assed access control, and kick out the door to a captive audience for an inflated price. The U-Tab7 is a horrible device looking to be tinkered with. When someone is bored out of their mind and gouged for every transaction (there is a…

How else do you plan to rehabilitate them?

What I found really weird is that they built up the Wedding as an event and had all these interactions with other characters (Nightwing, Superman, all the various tie-in books) in a way that suggested they would be involved and then... they aren’t.

No joke, this is the solicit for Batman #50 (lies in bold):

As an outside observer that’s how I feel. I’ve heard a lot of great things about King’s Batman run, and the apparent commitment to Bruce and Selina (much like re-cementing Lois and Clark post-Rebirth and adding their son - I grew up reading them happy together, and it’s important to me) was surprising and impressive.