Looks like Melania Trump has found her biographer.

Wait is the whole point of these apps not that you can screen for what you, specifically, are looking for? I don’t want to date someone who says sup because I don’t live in an early aughts beer commercial, and saving myself the time of having to reject them is what really behooves me. Like...I don’t get it. There are…

It’s not an entitled or exclusionary behavior. It’s a common practice woman are forced to engage in, because they want to be treated with respect. Online interactions women have with men can be, and often are, solely predicated on the reduction of that woman to a sex object based on the male’s appreciation of her…

My dog has been hearing the door bell for almost 10 years.  He still looses his shit.

I find this works too

I LOLd hard at the last line of Penny Arcade.  That is a great line.

Yeah, but what aspect of hops? Bitterness or citrus flavors or more dank-earthy flavors? And there’s really no consumer-facing measurement of “hops” in a beer (IBU measures bitterness but not hop flavor), so it’s hard for bartenders to make that determination, I think. 

Kirby cat, Kirby cat what did they put on you?
Kirby cat, Kirby cat it’s not your fault...

And it’s fascinating to think how far we’ve come since the 1970s. Now, if someone asks me to divide 329 by 17, I can just accuse them of being an elitist metropolitan expert and bellow “FAKE NEWS” at them until they go away.

Too bad he decided to go to Duke.

“Stealing large sums of money and filing fraudulent tax returns with the IRS are not crimes.”

The real problem with blends, IMO, is that they need to come up with names for various blends. One idea would be to create a name system based off of the main two grape varieties that went it.

Just calling it a “blend” doesn’t tell you anything about it. Quite frankly, it’s like how cheap macro pilsners are usually…

He claimed that the Police Chief Jeff Pratt called him “Kunta” after the character in Alex Haley’s Roots: The Saga of an American Family

Apparently she really loves her tacos flavored with spit?

It’s not like there weren’t any signs...

I love how these morons claim the lack of A STAMP is conclusive proof Cohen never went to Prague.

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