I somewhat agree as this is, for me, one of the most valid criticisms of this. The whole promotion, and even the story, up until this point has been about how there is going to be this wedding, not if there will be a wedding. So in order to obfuscate, they didn’t even hid those little hints that there might be…

every time I read this all I can think of is futurama but everyone is cows.

Don’t forget Laurence Fishburne as a young Black Goliath!

I can think of a REALLY GOOD reason that we shouldn’t do this, which is coincidentally the reason they went with Scott in the first place:

Then they must have Janet Van Dyne (played by an aged down Michelle Pfeifer).

Apparently she really loves her tacos flavored with spit?

My money would be on Belasco buying their marriage so Kitty can save her father from dying.

“Would it kill you to force-call occasionally?”

The faithful portrayal of Juggernaut (and other mutants) was one of my favorite parts of the film.

Teen Thundercats, Go?

Am I blue? Am I blue?
Ain’t these tears
In my eyes telling you?

That part actually makes sense to me. I grew up in the south, and you would be surprised what hunters try to get away with and still claim they’re a bunch of badasses partaking in a “sport.”

Ben, it’s past your bedtime, put the phone down and get off Kinja. ;)

They had reconstructive surgery after the Augment fiasco and went overboard.

It’s not like there weren’t any signs...

“Why is she calling it sym-by-yote?”

Why is she calling it sym-by-yote?

Sim-BYE-oat?

Somebody on tumblr was like it’s funny watching the other Skargard brother and the other Hemsworth brother argue with each other.