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John H. Mallett
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Honestly this movie feels very weird as a standalone, like the whole thing feels like a dude aimlessly wandering around waiting for the plot to kick in, which he sort of admits at the end when he says he should have just stayed in space and grabbed the Xi there but he wanted to dick around which got people killed.

This isn’t a video game exclusive problem, there have been people amassing libraries of basically every form of media they could never possibly consume in a lifetime for centuries.

So apparently the Jedi phrase “may the force be with you”has spread to the point where Mando knows to use it as I’m one of the good guys code, but remained so totally ignorant to the entire concept of what the force is that it’s entirely alien to him when he sees it first hand?

It’s been a while since I last watched Dark Knight, but wasn’t Joker’s actual escape plan relying on the cops to give him his legally required phone call so that his goon would explode? It’s true that he used that particular cop’s lapse in morality to flip the tables on him and then hold him hostage in order to demand

Taking odds on whether, ten seconds after setting up in this nightmare, you realize you forgot your coffee or that you have to pee.

Ghosts are still dead at least, although I feel like Rise of Skywalker pushed this over the line too when Luke’s “high resolution” ghost just catches his lightsaber no problem. I know ghost Yoda also does some real world interference too in TLJ but it’s way less blatant (if more powerful) and he’s also Yoda.

Sooo, who is Van Jones gonna end up killing in a duel before moving out west to commit treason and start his own country?

Calling it now: they’re gonna use a zombie Bruce Wayne as a Talon

We did basically this with my great great aunt back in the 90s in her 90s, she had an old VW bug and when the Hendersonville DMV refused to renew her license she just said to their faces “well I’ll go an hour down the road to Clyde, they give anyone a license there”. And she was right. So my uncle had to sneak into

The only really cool use case I can think of for this would be in mirrors

Guesses on the number of Covid cases that arise out of multi family gatherings to screen this?

Little late to the party here, I can remember jail breaking my original iPhone in 2008 and my girlfriend noticed there was an option to fully control the vibration settings. It was then dismissed after a giggle because ultimately phone vibration units are pitifully underpowered for such purposes even to this day.

Honestly I came into this article hoping for some Coke grenades

Got no bread? Let them Find Something New to eat, like cake!

How is it legal for these companies to market in stolen data to begin with? This is like having a truckload of stolen TVs and saying “you know who we should sell these to? Cops! They want TVs in their precinct and maybe they can CSI the truck or something and figure out who stole all this illegal stuff that  that we

We laugh now, but remember he doesn’t have to win, just siphon away enough votes from Biden to get his buddy Trump reelected.

They’re talking about the holiday shapes but you’re still right. The original cup is the perfect ratio. The love for holiday shapes comes from the fact that a misshapen Reese’s is still way better than all other holiday candies, so it gains a comparative advantage.

Shouldn’t have ordered a Liter of Frappuccino 

Iroh IS a dad, just not Zuko’s biological. Obviously he was also a wonderful caring father to his late son as well.

I’ll stick with the Christopher Lambert classic, thanks.