This isn’t a video game exclusive problem, there have been people amassing libraries of basically every form of media they could never possibly consume in a lifetime for centuries.

It’s been a while since I last watched Dark Knight, but wasn’t Joker’s actual escape plan relying on the cops to give him his legally required phone call so that his goon would explode? It’s true that he used that particular cop’s lapse in morality to flip the tables on him and then hold him hostage in order to demand…

Sooo, who is Van Jones gonna end up killing in a duel before moving out west to commit treason and start his own country?

We did basically this with my great great aunt back in the 90s in her 90s, she had an old VW bug and when the Hendersonville DMV refused to renew her license she just said to their faces “well I’ll go an hour down the road to Clyde, they give anyone a license there”. And she was right. So my uncle had to sneak into…

We laugh now, but remember he doesn’t have to win, just siphon away enough votes from Biden to get his buddy Trump reelected.

They’re talking about the holiday shapes but you’re still right. The original cup is the perfect ratio. The love for holiday shapes comes from the fact that a misshapen Reese’s is still way better than all other holiday candies, so it gains a comparative advantage.

Shouldn’t have ordered a Liter of Frappuccino 

I’ll stick with the Christopher Lambert classic, thanks.

WhyTF are we suddenly getting blamed when we spent the last two months begging boomers to take this seriously?

I’ve been shocked by how all this doesn’t seem to be deterring talkers from talking. I saw an old man in the bank yesterday fully covered up, wearing latex gloves and a mask. Dude chatted through his mask for like ten minutes with the teller about every inanity under the sun.

Trump is notoriously germaphobic, but you just know he’s still gonna walk out of every bathroom with bone dry hands

Nicknames are a very classic thing in Wasp families, I’m basically the only member of my family that doesn’t go by any variation and even then all my oldest friends call me by my last name. Famously my great grandfather and his siblings were known as Dumps, Dodo, Plugey, and Miss Anne. One of them was a brigadier…

Tried the same three and had the same conclusions. Why can’t they just bring back Jolt Cola?

Bad man does bad thing in bad way

So basically his lawyers are arguing for leniency because he suffers from racefluenza?

I hear that noise from almost every chip machine, except surprisingly the local Target. The one where I live started off with that horrible “Problem” noise but I guess they heard enough complaints that they switched it to a soothing three tone chime. Every else I go though has the old noise and I wish I could smack…

Awaiting the rise of Cow Neo to reject the Cow Matrix

“There were very fine people on both sides of those blankets”

The only thing better than Reese’s cups are the Reese’s cups filled with Reese’s pieces. But get the actual cups, not the holiday shapes. The ratio is always off with the shapes and they’re good, but not as good as the regular cups. 

The only thing better than Reese’s cups are the Reese’s cups filled with Reese’s pieces. But get the actual cups,…

The beefy mini quesadilla is my jam. The only thing that can make this right is year round spicy naked chicken chalupas