Is marrying people something the POTUS is legally entitled to do or is this just another thing that he assumes he can just do because he’s Sunkist Stalin?

There a flibbity-jillion reasons to mock this human compost toilet, but can we not make his last name one of them? Deriding a Greek surname because it is long and hard for Americans to pronounce is exactly the sort of racism that this king of all asshats loves to promote.

This is a pretty brilliant concept and I’m totally willing to believe that Boost’s motives in it are largely altruistic, but it’s a little weird that this article doesn’t even touch on the extraordinarily dangerous potential consequences of letting corporations play such a vital role in elections.

I just want to know how we’re expected to pronounce this thing. Do we go full French at the begging with a “kwa”? Aren’t you tempted to Napoleon Dynamite the “tilla”?

I’d much rather drive anything under ten hours than deal with airports. It’s often cheaper too, especially if you’re not traveling alone.

I’m certain that at some point in his long and injury prone life Logan has probably suffered grevious harm to his member, at which point it would have grown back to its original state, negating whether he’d been circumcised in the first place...

So glad Asheville fought off a plan to raze 11 blocks downtown for a mall back in the late 70s. We could never have made the comeback we did 20 years later if that’d gone through.

Ugh, so unfair that all these people expect me to reap what I’ve sown

But how do it know?

But how do it know?

Suggestion: people will suddenly care more about the actual definition of shade if you get Alanis Morissette to write a song “about” it.

It does bikes and river tubes too, which makes it worth my while.

It does bikes and river tubes too, which makes it worth my while.

If a woman’s body is a house, then Republicans should be 100% behind her Castle Doctrine rights to do whatever she wants within it, including forcibly ejecting unwelcome intruders.

So who is Mario jr’s mom? Peach? And was he conceived before or after the switch?

Yeah this is a pretty common product here in the states, buuuut I’ll have to admit it’s the first time I’ve ever seen another person using one, usually it’s done alone in the bathroom. Maybe that’s what’s odd about it?

This, is there some new game where Mario’s signature to move is to sit and side chop? Like clearly the staff think it’s a move worth copying

Conveniently forgetting the part where Hillary does none of those things, because that’s not her, but Trump retaliates anyway and does something totally insane like declaring martial law because that’s exactly the kind of thing he would do in response to perceived slights. I’m sure New Yorkers would get a real giggle…

There are some models of this as cheap as $25 on Amazon. The drawback to this style is there’s no water-warming option, BUT, in my opinion this can often be a plus as they don’t require electricity or any plumbing work. You can attach one to basically any toilet, and remove it later if you rent.

There are some models of this as cheap as $25 on Amazon. The drawback to this style is there’s no water-warming…

I love Eva Green’s performance in Casino Royale, and pretty much everything about that movie- seriously it is just a damn well made piece of cinema- but, she is not a badass spy. She’s a government beaurocrat being blackmailed into treason by a honeypot.

Yup, things might suck for other people but it’s cool where you are, so whatever. Laying odds that fifty years from now you get behind a gubernatorial candidate with some crazy ideas about Making Cali Great Again.

You may not have gone there, but damn you for reminding me of Alan Rickman’s death this year