But how do it know?

But how do it know?

Suggestion: people will suddenly care more about the actual definition of shade if you get Alanis Morissette to write a song “about” it.

It does bikes and river tubes too, which makes it worth my while.

It does bikes and river tubes too, which makes it worth my while.

If a woman’s body is a house, then Republicans should be 100% behind her Castle Doctrine rights to do whatever she wants within it, including forcibly ejecting unwelcome intruders.

So who is Mario jr’s mom? Peach? And was he conceived before or after the switch?

Yeah this is a pretty common product here in the states, buuuut I’ll have to admit it’s the first time I’ve ever seen another person using one, usually it’s done alone in the bathroom. Maybe that’s what’s odd about it?

This, is there some new game where Mario’s signature to move is to sit and side chop? Like clearly the staff think it’s a move worth copying

Conveniently forgetting the part where Hillary does none of those things, because that’s not her, but Trump retaliates anyway and does something totally insane like declaring martial law because that’s exactly the kind of thing he would do in response to perceived slights. I’m sure New Yorkers would get a real giggle…

There are some models of this as cheap as $25 on Amazon. The drawback to this style is there’s no water-warming option, BUT, in my opinion this can often be a plus as they don’t require electricity or any plumbing work. You can attach one to basically any toilet, and remove it later if you rent.

There are some models of this as cheap as $25 on Amazon. The drawback to this style is there’s no water-warming…

I love Eva Green’s performance in Casino Royale, and pretty much everything about that movie- seriously it is just a damn well made piece of cinema- but, she is not a badass spy. She’s a government beaurocrat being blackmailed into treason by a honeypot.

Yup, things might suck for other people but it’s cool where you are, so whatever. Laying odds that fifty years from now you get behind a gubernatorial candidate with some crazy ideas about Making Cali Great Again.

You may not have gone there, but damn you for reminding me of Alan Rickman’s death this year

Is...is he wearing an old-timey convict stripes Polo under that vest? Do you think that’s his or state issue? Either answer to that seems fairly ridiculous.

Only rich idiots are making cocktails out of champagne. Everyone else was probably already using cava under the misapprehension that it was champagne

I feel like this is a missed opportunity by baristas to make good use of Jezebel’s list of Trump descriptors...
“Spiced Sweet Cream Cold Brew for the Orange Asshat!”
“Peppermint Mocha for the Talking Comb-over!”
“Carved Ham & Swiss Breakfast Sandwich for the Neo-facist real state golem!”

Anyone who lives in the LA area: the excellent photographer Maggie West is doing a benefit art show for Planned Parenthood called STAND tonight from 7-11 @ Leiminspace Gallery

I sell a smaller $20 version of this in my wine shop (like slightly larger than a rugby ball). I called my father a dummy for putting these on our shelves, but he’s a savant when it comes to tacky wine-related merch. People not only buy these things but gush over how cute/clever they think it is. Sometimes they even…

I toaster oven my hot pockets because there’s a marked improvement over microwaving, but back in college we had a deep fryer, and deep fried hot pockets are one of the most amazing things ever. There was always one problem with the fry method though, that they would cook unevenly and center was often still cool. A…

Any word/rumors on a mobile version? I played the heck out of the first Injustice on my iPhone

During the 2008 election I was barred from walking across a very short bridge because Sarah Palin was going to pass underneath it in two hours. I had to go three miles out my way on foot just to get home after a long day. Wasn’t happy about it at all.