100% if you keep a detailed budget then it’s likely not a burden for you...personally, I am less defined in my spending tracking and this would be a nightmare whose costs far outweigh any benefits...a ten second glance at my credit card statement to make sure the charges are logical is all I need to be comfy. After…

Receipts are almost always from thermal printers that use paper that has either BPA or BPS as a fine powder, which makes it easily absorbed by the body. Both of these are estrogen mimicking chemicals, and may be contributing to a large number of health problems, including the decline in male fertility in…

My wife does this. Then complains that shes so busy all the time.

Receipts are almost always from thermal printers that use paper that has either BPA or BPS as a fine powder, which makes it easily absorbed by the body. Both of these are estrogen mimicking chemicals, and may be contributing to a large number of health problems, including the decline in male fertility in developed…

Let's see, check my receipts or move to Canada. Thanks for the practical alternative...

I’m can’t find much sympathy for anyone who agreed to be part of a reality show where you work for Lindsay Lohan.
If either of those two phrases - let alone the combination - isn’t a giant red flag...

Hasn't Greece been through enough? 

I’ll just respond to myself:

Being a very recent smoker I at least knew enough not to smoke around kids and piss off their parents. 

Solid take.

I think the subtext here is that Hamno himself is a vapist.

How do I know you are a real writer?

Yep. At uni in my last year, which is when it really took off, I stopped going to a lot of venues because it was always full of hipster/”Vegan” types with hemp clothes, giant earrings, the whole works just puffing giant clouds in every venue and then getting upset at being told the other patrons didn’t want to deal…

They can take their “lifestyle choices” and cram them sideways. So many young vaperls I’ve encountered have blown a huge cloud directly in someone’s path or in a crowded area. It’s annoying AF. 

“But it’s not smoking, you’re discriminating against my lifestyle choices!”

When they continue vaping 3 feet from my kid after I ask them not to, they can go fuck themselves with a sandpaper dildo. 

As a family physician, your take is utter bullshit.

We have a terrible alcohol and drug abuse (opiod), gun and suicide problem, and this is what the FDA chooses to focus on.

It’s not a zero sum game, though.

Weird. FDA warnings were always effective at getting teenagers not to do unhealthy stuff in the past...