As a UGA alum, I feel like I just broke up with a girlfriend who was wholesome and amazing but couldn’t clinch a SEC title. I am not good at metaphors.
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I read that and thought, “Here is where a smaller person would point out that Gwenyth is kind of an asswipe.” I am not that small or trollish fortunately.
He blew his clav out on a sack
Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go.
I heard she’s doing all the work on her own. No staph.
No way you are getting a refund folks. I saw a guy get murdered execution style in Belize and Carnival gave me 2 free drink coupons.
The second this debate started, my dog took a piss RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME and then I realized we are out of paper towels.
No sorry it’s Gwake.
Tell it to the judge!
RUDE
Stephenie Meyer recently demonstrated that taking one of your old novels and “rewriting” it as a gender-bent…
You’ve seen a painting of Norbert Grupe. A heavy, creased brow and shoulder-length hair framing a frightening scowl,…
I just adopted this kitten a couple hours ago and she is asleep on my shoulder right now, you guys.
To this day, when I lick a postage stamp or an envelope I get a fleeting memory of that warning.
Hey, Batman: spoilers!
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Just as it’s a good rule of thumb to avoid asking women what they’re reading while they’re, uh, reading, it’s a good…
Cecil isn’t laughing.
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.