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Fernbank Museum in Atlanta (and many other landmarks). An episode of Constantine was filmed directly on the spot I got married.....

What an old-timey mindset...

You will not take my first pissing contest win from me, haters! I WATCHED MY UNCLE’S FACE COLLAPSE!

I’m not defending these kids, but if their order got messed up and they’d been having a bad day, I can see how they’d be mad. Like, maybe their fries were too crispy and one of them is allergic to crunchy? I don’t think everyone needs to be jumping down their throats just because they made a mistake once. I once

How’s about I perform my job incredibly well but I got fired and evicted because I’m gay and I live in one of the 27 states where that is legal.

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.

But...

He’s a wizard tho. Who does use spells. He ignites fires & breaks bridges and shit.

That ad is from Australia, where we organise dates in the correct order - day/month/year.

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My favorite Jackson cover of all time, Mariah Carey & Trey Lorenz’s cover of “I’ll Be There”:

Well at one point I read this “Lindsay” spoke in a British accent so......

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If by “covering” you mean “looking at it through a bottle of wine as I lie beneath the coffee table” sure

I think you’re supposed to ask her to marry you.

I’m sure Dakota is doing the best she can!!!

Josh’s brother Aaron, a backup QB for the Kansas City Chiefs, was engaged to a girl who worked on the local news here in Philly, so much of what I’ve heard is re: gossip surrounding her, so believe what you will about this.

TRL was still on! I CAN VOUCH BECAUSE I WORKED THERE.