If by “covering” you mean “looking at it through a bottle of wine as I lie beneath the coffee table” sure

I think you’re supposed to ask her to marry you.

I’m sure Dakota is doing the best she can!!!

Josh’s brother Aaron, a backup QB for the Kansas City Chiefs, was engaged to a girl who worked on the local news here in Philly, so much of what I’ve heard is re: gossip surrounding her, so believe what you will about this.

Oh honey, no. We just think they’re dumb and we’re going to have a great, great Tuesday morning making jokes. Thanks for clickin’!

I believe his real name is Fuckface von Clownstick

I. Can’t this morning. I don’t know why; but the rage. Please keep following this. Jesus fucking christ on a motherfucking cracker. We need to have a revolution in this country. the 98% against the 2%.

Reminder: the people who comment “who cares? why is this news?” are absolutely not emotionally indifferent to it.

But it gave us this

you can pick your friends

My grandfather used to say “Pick me out a Cadillac”. One time I gave him a matchbox car in a damp tissue.

It snot that I don’t think she could’ve eaten a booger, but I think it was the lipstick/teef thing.

And I am in lesbian with you!

Or is it a riding crop?

A really crappy part of myself immediately thought, “but he could be a ghost!”

I’ll take it however I can get it.

Did he order the Heisenburger with that shake?

Maybe she fell asleep today and had a non-insufferable person tweet for her.