You can fix it cuz it’s Baroque.

I volunteer to raise that flag.

There will be no lasso of truth at my wedding. I hope.

More importantly: Shade, or Not Shade.

Jeez. And I thought MY kids were disappointments.

Working in the box office we loved to say, “You can pick your friends and you can pick your seats, BUT...”

Next year’s campaign slogan: Pick a winner!

WHY IS THERE NO POEM TODAY?!?

You are terrible! I think I’m in like with you.

Is this how I explain the inflatable doll to my mom?

Is this how I explain the inflatable doll to my mom?

Piyush, it good.

+1 out of principle

“Suspiciously-looking”?

What a boob.