IF you don’t want a Subaru, get its arch-rival the Mitsu

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII or IX

You will definitely be able to make your money back.

I disapprove of your listicle.

I imagine the family picture has everyone wearing khaki’s and matching sweaters.

International Harvester all the way. I’ll be buyin’ em ‘til they go out of–

Go to a childrens hospital and offer kids rides in a three-wheeled-AutoBot/Batmobile.

holy shit dude get a life