I swear by the CLIF coconut almond butter bars: one for breakfast will hold me without any hunger pangs for 5 to 8 hrs (and I’m a fat bastard, so that’s saying something) and another for lunch will get me to dinner.

I swear by the CLIF coconut almond butter bars: one for breakfast will hold me without any hunger pangs for 5 to 8…

“...finished their stupidity”

Love how the dog comes running out from the left and then just stands there staring.

L’Arc de Triomphe is in the middle of a huge-ass traffic circle, something like 7 or 8 *unmarked* lanes wide. On a visit to the place I hung out on the roof for 30 to 60 minutes, just taking in the scene and the Paris skyline, and during that time I saw cars stop in the middle of the circle several times after apparent…

Those are clips from “The Prisoner” and it was/is very cool.

I don’t know about average times to orgasm with first-time partners, but I suspect 20 minutes is a little longer than usual for repeat lovers.

Car chases are overrated.  The last memorable one I can recall is from “Freebie and The Bean”.

If she followed you, perhaps she thinks your all friends and doesn’t realize she’s being obnoxious?

Took my cat in to the vet one afternoon and he’d just completed emergency surgery on some fairly large breed (I don’t remember which) that had eaten an entire bottle of Gorilla Glue.  It had formed a big brown ball in the dog’s stomach, smaller than a softball, but bigger than a baseball.

“Once again, this is all sizzle and no steak.” 

Congratulations, Audi, you found a high-tech way to give us what I hate about GM cars: side view “mirrors” that taper off to nothing where I want the most surface to see what’s beside me.

If there’s a consensus that barbecue is too *odiferous* for plane fare, I’ll consider it, but I won’t otherwise be dissuaded from my Salt Lick sliced beef sandwich, slathered in their original sauce, when I’m flying out of Austin.

Fuck Homan, that fucking fuck. Goddammit!

Reminds me of a game between the University of Texas Women and the University of Tennessee Lady Vols that was covered by Ann Meyers and a fellow I can no longer remember.

If I remember correctly, HOF pitcher Greg Maddux said he knew it was time to hang it up when there was no difference in speed between his fastball and his changeup.

Thanks for saving me the trouble of referencing this. I cringed at the time the vid came out and, in light of subsequent accidents, I not only still cringe, but clench, too.

I’m a Braves fan who sometimes cheers on Rizzo and the Cubs, but sliding out of the basepath to take out a player whose view was elsewhere does not seem like a clean play to me.

“But he would think of something.”

“...a pattern of sexually harassing women for years...”

For me it’s always been a drug, a diversion, an almost literally delicious escape from the real world —even in childhood.